On the Open Road

Originalmusik: Tom Snow
Originaltext: Jack Feldman

[Långben:]
Do ya need a break from modern livin'?
Do ya long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw
And your brain is fried
Just grab a friend and take a ride
Together upon the open road

- C'mon, Maxie! Ah-yuk!

[Max:]
All in all, I'd rather have detention
All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
[Långben:]
- Yuck!
[Max:]
And the old man drives like such a klutz
That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly upon the road

[Långben:]
There's nothin' can upset me
'Cause now we're on our way
Our trusty map will guide us straight and true
[Max:]
Roxanne, please don't forget me
I will return someday
Though I may be in traction when I do

[Långben:]
Me and Max relaxin' like the old days
[Max:]
This is worse than dragon breath and acne
[Långben:]
In a buddy-buddy kind of mode
[Max:]
I'm so mad
I think I may explode
[Långben:]
When I see that highway, I could cry
[Max:]
Ya know, that's funny
So could I
[Båda:]
Just bein' out on the open road

[Country sångare:]
Howdy, boys
Is this the way to Nashville?
[Lastbilschaufför:]
Watch it, Mac!
Or you'll be gettin' towed
[Fånge:]
I'm in no hurry to arrive
'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five
The next time I see the open road
[Liten man:]
Just a week of rest and relaxtion
[Stor dam:]
- Yeah!
[Liten man:]
And the odd romantic episode
[Max:]
- Very odd!
[Musse Pigg:]
It's Californ-eye-ay or bust
[Gammal dam:]
Look out, you dirtbags
Eat my dust
From now on, I own the open road!

[Långben:]
Just me and little Maxie
My pipsqueak pioneer
[Nunnor:]
Their car ventures forever westward ho
Nuns and Goofy:
Yeehaw!
[Max:]
Could someone call a taxi
And get me outta here
To Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0

[Långben och kör:]
Every day another new adventure
Every mile another new zip code
And the cares we had are gone for good
[Max:]
And I'd go with them if I could
[Långben och kör:]
I've got no strings on me
I'm feelin' fancy-free
How wonderful to be
On the open road!